Toms F and S are joined by Alex to discuss Monster Train’s forthcoming factions, go full dork over emulation widget MiSTer and be disappointed by England – in Assassin’s Creed Valhalla, too! Ha! Ha! Ha!
- Cyberpunk 2077’s developers have conceded the existence of linear time, but not much else, in their roadmap.
- Ogle Dead End Thrills‘ screenshots of cyberladies.
- I mean, cor.
- Monster Train had a free public test weekend for its upcoming DLC, The Last Divinity. It’s over now, though, soz.
- The best advert for Assassin’s Creed: Odyssey is Assassin’s Creed: Valhalla.
- This is the eagle gag that Tom F refers to.
- Are you a man in your mid-40s? Have fun fiddling with emulation doodad MiSTer.
- Zelda meets gacha in the squeakily-voiced Genshin Impact.
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Our intro music is by The Mandibles from their track Clambake. Many of the band members now tour as Count Bobo And The Bullion.