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Episode 194: If All You Have Is A Bone Store, Every Problem Looks Like An...

Pip, Tom, Chris and Tom discuss mod drama, patch note etiquette, Dead Cells, Tekken 7, Nex Machina, and Dota 2’s co-op update. Plus: mangled metaphor, the worst names for things, time management,...

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C&C Plays Bloodborne 007: He’s Having Two At Once, The Absolute Madman

Chris and Tom try to find their way in a world without Gascoigne, where all doors are extremely heavy. Expect a new episode of C&C Plays Bloodborne every Sunday. You can subscribe to our YouTube...

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Miniatures Monthly 005: Ignore The Means Of Production, Turn Into A Tentacle

Tom and Chris go deep on the new edition of Warhammer 40,000, from lore to big space marines to the appeal of the grimdark and our future plans. Plus: a return to Prospero, which is still on fire; how...

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Episode 195: Adjusted Columbo’s Rubberbanding Radius

Chris, Tom, Tom and secret Pip discuss Steam sales, Diablo III’s Necromancer, PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds, and more. Plus: meditations on the question of review-bombing, how the radishes are doing,...

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C&C Plays Bloodborne 008: Creepy Trevor’s Magic Pixel

Chris and Tom venture deeper underground in the manner of Jamiroquai only to get a bit lost somewhere else. Featuring dog parkour, a surprising minigun, and a friend we hardly knew – but will remember...

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Episode 196: Ten Thousand Agility To France

Chris, Tom F and John R discuss Tyranny, Zombie Night Terror, Diablo III, Everspace, and so on. Also: a fate worse than Bejewelled Infinite, things gravity can’t do, and a briefcase full of snakes. New...

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C&C Plays Bloodborne 009: Gravity’s Rambo

Tom and Chris get very lost, very tired, and very lucky, in basically that order. Featuring Chris’ debut behind the whippin’ sticks, extreme monocular peril, and further adventures in gravity. This...

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Episode 197: Turd Act Plort Twist

Pip, Tom and Chris discuss VR, Hollow Knight, Slime Rancher, a little PUBG, esports, whether or not we should have more wine, and puns. Plus: quadges from quadges, bodily censure, the 7/10 fallacy, and...

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C&C Plays Bloodborne 010: Clever Girl, Good Boy

Chris and Tom start to feel the sting of Bloodborne’s resource system, engage in rad science, and encounter some canny corner play from Team Dog. We’re sorry that this episode is a day late! Well,...

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Episode 198: Crying On The Shoulder Of A Ryan

Chris and Tom S are joined by PC Gamer editor-in-chief Samuel Roberts to discuss The Sexy Brutale, GTA Online and open world co-op. Then, suddenly, Pip! Plus: CBeebies on fire near the Sennheiser Gate,...

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Miniatures Monthly 006: Them Horses Are Weird

Tom and Chris discuss new Space Marines, the art of Open War, our first games of 8th edition and the start of a new Age of Sigmar campaign. Plus: the ongoing cabbage quandary as it pertains to flaming...

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C&C Plays Bloodborne 011: Scooby-Doo’s Let Himself Go

Tom and Chris discover the number of the Beast. (The number of the Beast is ‘fuck you’.) C’mon, man, gimme dat window. Expect a new episode of C&C Plays Bloodborne every Sunday. You can subscribe...

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Episode 199: The Sum of Everything is Quern

Two Toms and a Pip gather to discuss the death of everything, Unity’s rep, Pyre, Walden, and QUERN. Also, mad clunking noises! We had to record on a table with the old mic this week, so apologies for...

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C&C Plays Bloodborne 012: Bullets In My Left Thigh

Tom and Chris take on the resource grind, and also the Blood Starved Beast, but mostly the resource grind. Oh, not the face again. Expect a new episode of C&C Plays Bloodborne every Sunday. You...

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Episode 200: You Think I’m A Lake, But I’m Just A Bunch More Sand

Pip, Chris, Tom and Tom celebrate 200 episodes the only way they know how: by doing another episode. Featuring The Long Dark, Tacoma, ducks, rum and time. Plus: looking forward to Guild Wars 2’s next...

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C&C Plays Bloodborne 013: Poorly, But Not Beast Poorly

Chris and Tom take a blood starved break to pay a visit to the completely fine, one-hundred-percent okay inhabitants of wondrous Yarnham. Also, some classic dogs. Expect a new episode of C&C Plays...

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Episode 201: The Seven Gun And Knife People You’ll Meet In Heaven

Chris, Tom and Tom discuss Artifact, the Dota 2 International, Hellblade, Shadow Tactics, The Shrouded Isle, Lawbreakers and more. Please note: we discuss the recent Hellblade debate, including some...

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C&C Plays Bloodborne 014: Alfred’s Massive Inedible Face

Chris and Tom make a rubbish new friend as they deploy every tool at their disposal in the hunt for the Blood Starved Beast. It goes as well as you’d expect. Expect a new episode of C&C Plays...

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Episode 202: Shoot Toast At My Face, Table Neighbour

Pip, Chris and Tom discuss No Man’s Sky’s latest update, 868-HACK’s latest expansion, and The Long Dark’s latest aurorae. Plus middle names, questions, and wat. Here are some of those XCOM 2 propaganda...

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C&C Plays Bloodborne 015: Blessed By Floor Trevor

Chris and Tom mug some bagmen in pursuit of a shortcut past the Blood Starved Beast. This is a farming-and-chat-heavy episode, so if you’re not in the mood to take it slow then skip to 22:15 end to...

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